1. A rare disability most common in girls, inherited by those who prefer to watch The Wizard of Oz on VHS for the millionth time instead of learning how to ride a bike or catch a ball. Symptoms include the inability to perform, watch, discuss or care about any sporting event: Jane can’t come to the Super Bowl Party. She’s athletically challenged.
FACT: I suffer from being athletically challenged which is why I don’t care about your team losing the game. Sorry.
Are you Athletically challenged?